Laling fascinate and sighting when read one joke about Independent in case we Malaysian still under Japanese Army.This is about Malaysia today under Japanese rule and become one of their territory.I think we all frighten, not comfortable, no freedom and we all have thin body see through the bone because out of food that what I know and imagine when read Malaysia History Book at school.That so different view when the Jokers telling us alternatively is quite interesting to think about deeply.So the jokers told us, this is Malaysia Today

SEKARANG BILA KITA MERDEKA SENDIRI (Malaysia Today)

1. Kereta yang kebanyakan kita mampu pakai hanyalah WAJA, WIRA, MYVi, KELISA dan KANCIL-Most Malaysian only affordable to buy Malaysian car like Proton WAJA, WIRA, MYVi,KELISA and KANCIL

2. Gaji minimum kita di kerajaan ialah RM900 tapi di swasta ialah RM450 -Minimum salary for Malaysian working in government sector only paying you RM900 and worst in private sector just earn income RM450 per month.

3. Harga minyak dan harga barang bila dibandingkan dengan gaji SANGAT TIDAK BERPATUTAN -Oil gas and consumer product price in Malaysia is unacceptable, so high compare to their monthly income.

4. Kita kena kerja 7 hari seminggu,12 jam sehari. (Pekerja Swasta)-We Malaysian is compulsory to work 7days per week 12 hours per day in private sector to survive.

5. Team Bola Sepak kita hanya layak ke SUKAN SEA dan ranking ke 152.- Malaysian Football team only qualified in SEA Games and rank 152 in FIFA Ranking 2008

6. Kita hanya pernah ke Oversea (Pangkor, Redang, Pulau Pinang)-We most Malaysian only affordable going holiday within Malaysia e.g.-Pangkor, Redang, Pulau Pinang considering oversea travel..LOL

7.Perdana Menteri hanya 5 orang sejak 50 tahun merdeka dan dari satu Barisan sahaja.-Prime Minister only five PM so far and come from one party politic since 50 years independent.

8. Kebanyakan kita bila berumur 55 tahun, kita terpaksa retire dari satu kerja dan berhijrah ke kerja lain.-Most of Malaysian when reach 55 years old forcing to retire from one job and need to work some more years to survive.”I though we suppose relax that time LOL.”

9. Kita kena bayar TOL setiap hari dan jumlah Lebuhraya baru bertambah sama seperti gerai pasar malam-We need to pay TOLL in every highway exit everyday and FREE road highway is considering impossible.Make worst when the numbers of Paid TOLL increasing tremendously.

10. Kita hidup dengan aman dan damai setiap hari tanpa sebarang halangan.-We Malaysian peaceful live harmony no war and FREE going everywhere everyday

KALAU KITA MASIH DIBAWAH JEPUN -( Imagine Malaysia under Japanese Territory)

1. Kereta yang kebanyakan kita mampu pakai hanyalah HONDA, TOYOTA,MITSUBISHI, NISSAN, SUZUKI dan ISUZU.Kita gelak dengan orang yang pakai kereta HYUNDAI dan PEUGEOT.-Most car we affordable to buy is HONDA, TOYOTA, MITSUBISHI, NISSAN, SUZUKI and ISUZU, we laugh when see others Malaysian drive HYUNDAI and PEUGEOT.

2. Gaji minimum kita di kerajaan ialah JUTA2 YEN tapi di swasta ialah YEN JUTA JUTA juga -Minimum salary for Malaysian in government sector earning million YEN per month and better who working in private sector

3. Buat apa nak kisah beli minyak sebab kita ada banyak PENGANGKUTAN AWAM.-What for?? buying oil because most of Malaysian familiar using public transport..Bus, Train every 5 minute every where.

4. Kita kena kerja 5 hari seminggu, 8 jam sehari. (Pekerja Swasta)-We need to work 5 days per week and 8 hours per day working in private sector.

5.Team Bola Sepak kita pernah main kat WORLD CUP. WORLLLLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!BANGGA WA CAKAP LUUU….-Our Malaysian Football Team playing in WORLD CUP qualified many years..We Proud to be Malaysian.Yah!!! WORLLLLDDDDDDDDD CUP Brother..

6. Kita sering pergi oversea, around the world dan semua orang bila jumpa kita nak cakap bahasa kebangsaan kita di negara mereka hahahaha bangang betul la mereka tu...-We always travel to overseas, around the world and when meet foreigner they try to speak our national language in their country Hahahaha That Stupid they are don’t you!!

7. Aku tak tau berapa banyak Perdana Menteri dan berapa banyak parti politik, tapi sering tukar2 la, tapi RAJA satu jer, tak pernah tukar2 RAJA pun.-I don’t know how many Prime Minister since 50 years ago because the party politic rules the government change so many time following on their performance track record..But the King never change and we only have one King.

8. Kebanyakan kita bila berumur 55 tahun, kita jalan2 makan angin ke negara lain, kalau kita tak pergi makan angin, member2 kutuk sebab mereka semua pergi makan angin.-Most of us in 55 years old is time to travel around the world spend life in sweet memories in case you still working your friends laughing on you..That the time for retire buddy they told you..Grrrrr..

9. TOL??? ape kemende tu? Buat apa bayar jalanraya yang kerajaan buat guna duit rakyat? -TOLL?? What is that? What for to paying the road highway TOLL where everybody know the money expenses come from citizen money?

10. Kita hidup dengan aman dan damai setiap hari tanpa sebarang halangan.-We Malaysian peaceful live harmony no war and FREE going everywhere everyday


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